Thursday, October 16, 2008

THIS WEEKEND ON HCC! - 10/17-10/18... Muppets, Rollerskates, Mr. T!

Another packed weekend on HCC. Here's what Jazz has brewed up for us this weekend.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17TH 2008


10:00 THE MUPPETS' WIZARD OF OZ (2005)
The Director Kirk R. Thatcher
The Stars Ashanti, Queen Latifah, Jeffrey Tambor, David Alan Greir, Quentin Tarantino
The Plot Ashanti sparkles as Dorothy, an aspiring singer whose dreams of fame and fortune seem worlds away from coming true in the Kansas trailer park where she lives with her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry. But when a tornado transports her and Toto (Pepe the King Prawn) to the magical land of Oz, Dorothy meets the Wizard, who promises to make her a superstar -- if she and her wacky new friends, the Scarecrow (Kermit), the Tin Thing (Gonzo), and the Cowardly Lion (Fozzie), can defeat Oz's #1 diabolical diva, the Wicked Witch of the West (Miss Piggy)!
Fun Fact: When Kermit the Frog meets the Wizard of Oz he says "Hello Mr Oz. Are you any relation to Frank Oz?" This is an in-joke as Frank Oz was one of the real-life Muppeteers, best known for voicing the part of Miss Piggy.

11:30 WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
#517 Richard Simmons - Original Airdate -- 12/20/2006







12:00 TWIN PEAKS
#102 "Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer" - Original Airdate -- 4/12/1990
The Director Duwayne Dunham (Homeward Bound: the Incredible Journey, Little Giants)
The Stars Kyle McLachlan, Michael Ontkean, Madchen Amick, Dana Ashbrook, Richard Beymer, Lara Flynn Boyle, Sherilyn Fenn, Warren Frost, Peggy Lipton, James Marshall, Harry Goaz, Michael Horse, Everett McGill, Russ Tamblyn, Jack Nance, Ray Wise, Joan Chen, Piper Laurie, Eric Da Re, Sheryl Lee
The Plot Agent Cooper enjoys the comforts of the Great Northern Hotel; Bobby Briggs and Mike Nelson are released from jail; Doctor Hayward hands over the autopsy report on Laura Palmer; Cooper and Truman interview Josie Packard; Audrey Horne and Donna Hayward vow to solve Laura's murder; Sarah Palmer has a vision of a gray-haired man; Doctor Jacoby conceals important information.
Fun Fact 1: After the pilot movie, this was the first episode of the Twin Peaks TV series.
Fun Fact 2: In the scene where James Hurley is released from jail, watch carefully for the secret sign exchanged between Big Ed Hurley and Deputy Hawk. Its significance will be explained in later episodes.
Fun Fact 3: Some of the characters look somewhat different in this episode then they did in the pilot. Audrey and Leo have very different hair styles, even though only a few hours have passed since the end of the last episode. {This is due to the fact that many months seperated the filming of the pilot and the filming of Episode One.}
Fun Fact 4: ill Rogosheske, who plays Trudy, the waitress at the Great Northern Hotel, is married to writer/prdocuer Robert Engels. Trudy appears in many epiosdes, and also acted as the on set pianist for when the Icelanders or Leland break into song at the Great Northern.

12:43 SOLARBABIES (1986)
The Director Alan Johnson (1983's To Be Or Not To Be)
The Stars Jason Patric (The Lost Boys, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Rush, Sleepers), Jami Gertz (The Lost Boys, Less Than Zero, Twister), Lukas Haas (Witness, The Lady In White, Rambling Rose), Richard Jordan (Logan's Run, The Secret of My Success, Gettysburg), Charles Durning, Peter DeLuise (21 Jump Street) , James LeGros (Drugstore Cowboy, Living In Oblivion, Guncrazy), Claude Brooks, Peter Kowanko (Amityville 3-D, Patty Hearst), Adrian Pasdar (Near Dark, Profit, Heroes), Sarah Douglas (Superman II, Conan the Destroyer, The Return of Swamp Thing)
The Plot In this excitement-on-wheels futuristic thriller, the desert wasteland of post-apocalyptic Earth is ruled by a sinister corporation known as the E-Protectorate. Beyond ruthless, the E-Protectorate hoards water and takes children from their families to train them to work for the corporation. But when a group of young rebels discovers an extraterrestrial sphere with healing powers, they set out to release the planet from the clutches of the oppressors. With its dazzling visual effects and mesmerizing score, Solarbabies is pure entertainment from start to finish.
Fun Fact: Produced by Brooksfilms, Mel Brooks' production company. Other non-comedic films produced by the company included David Lynch's The Elephant Man, Graeme Clifford's Frances and David Cronenberg's The Fly.

2:13 RANDOM COMMERCIAL BLOCK 3









2:21 THE TWILIGHT ZONE
#306 "The Mirror" - Original Airdate -- 10/20/1961
The Director Don Medford (The Hunting Party, The Organization)
The Stars Peter Falk, Will Kuluva
The Plot After a poor but ambitious Central American farm worker overthrows his country's tyrannical leader, he believes he sees assassins everywhere. A look in the mirror reveals his most dangerous enemy






2:51 THE ROCKFORD FILES
#102 "The Dark and Bloody Ground" - Original Airdate -- 9/20/1974
The Director Michael Schultz (Cooley High, Krush Groove, The Last Dragon)
The Stars James Garner, Noah Beery Jr.
The Plot Jim reluctantly agrees to work for Beth Davenport. His job is to help her prove that her client, Ann Calhoun, is innocent of the crime she is accused of...murdering her husband Kevin Calhoun. Jim's investigation takes him to the town of Parker, Arizona where the Calhouns are from. He digs up info someone doesn't want found out and he is almost killed trying to return to L.A. Socialites Clyde Russell and Elizabeth Gorman, who were throwing a party the Calhouns attended, are also investigated. Jim's investigation is making someone nervous as another attempt is made on his life
Fun Fact: This episode marks the first appearance of Gretchen Corbett as Beth Davenport.


3:51 Music Video - LINKIN PARK
"Faint" - Original Airdate 07/2003
The Director Mark Romanek (One Hour Photo)










SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18TH, 2008



10:00 DRIVE-IN INTERMISSION 4









10:30 LOST IN SPACE
#101 "The Reluctant Stowaway" - Original Airdate -- 9/15/1965
The Director Anton M. Leader (Children of the Damned)
The Stars June Lockheart, Angela Cartwright, Guy Williams, Marta Kristen, Mark Goddard, Bill Mumy, Jonathan Harris
The Plot In the year 1997, the Robinson family leave Earth to colonize Alpha Centauri. A spy from a foreign country, Dr. Smith, becomes trapped aboard while trying to sabotage the project. The ship is whisked off course and into a meteor storm due to Dr. Smith's extra weight upsetting the navigational computers. Smith desperately tries to save himself by reviving the crew resulting in the Robinson family becoming lost in space.
Fun Fact: In this first episode of the Lost In Space series, the voice of the president is provided by series producer Irwin Allen.

11:00 THE BUGALOOS
#108 "Benita's Double Trouble" - Original Airdate -- 10/31/1970
The Director Tony Charmoli
The Plot Peter Platter asks the Bugaloos to take over his show while he's at a DJ convention. Benita kidnaps Peter and makes him call the Bugaloos and say he wants her to do his show. In their rescue of Peter, the Bugaloos disguise themselves as Funky Rat, Woofer, Tweeter--and Benita!
Fun Fact: This was the second series to be produced by Sid Krofft and Marty Krofft after H.R. Pufnstuf. It also was the first one to be shot on videotape rather than film.



11:30 THE THREE STOOGES
"A Plumbing We Will Go" - Original Release Date -- 9/19/1940
The Director Del Lord
The Stars Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
The Plot To escape the police, the stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. They wind up crossing the electrical system with the plumbing and generally ruin the place. One memorable scene has the lady of the house tuning into a television broadcast from Niagara Falls as a torrent of water pours from the set. To escape the wrath of the homeowners the stooges escape through a magicians trap door.

12:00 MR. T'S BE SOMEBODY... OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL (1984)
The Director Jeff Margolis (Richard Pryor Live In Concert)
The Plot This is an educational video, where Mr. T attempts to instill good values (honor thy mother, don't give in to peer pressure, etc..) to kids through Rapping and Breakdancing, among other things







1:00 Infomercial - KEEPERZ

1:15 Infomercial - FREEBIE FORCE
1:30 Infomercial - HEALTH VEST






2:00 Commercial - CHEERIOS ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN

2:10 Commercial - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ACTION FIGURES
2:20 Commercial - BEN GAY



2:30 POLTERGEIST (1982)
The Director Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1-2, Salem's Lot, Lifeforce)
The Stars JoBeth Williams (Stir Crazy, The Big Chill, Kramer vs. Kramer), Craig T. Nelson (Coach, The Killing Fields, The Incredibles), Heather O'Rourke, Beatrice Straight (Network), Dominique Dunne, Oliver Robins, James Karen, Dirk Blocker, Zelda Rubinstein
The Plot While living an an average family house in a pleasant neighborhood, the youngest daughter of the Freeling family, Carol Anne (Heather O'Rourke), seems to be connecting with the supernatural through a dead channel on the televison. It is not for long when the mysterious beings enter the house's walls. At first seeming like harmless ghosts, they play tricks and amuse the family, but they take a nasty turn- they horrify the family to death with angry trees and murderous dolls, and finally abduct Carol Anne into her bedroom closet, which seems like the entrance to the other side.
Fun Fact 1: This film is still surrounded by controversy. Although listed primarily as executive producer, Steven Speilberg is thought by some to have directed the majority of the film with Tobe Hooper having little input into the final product. There are still conflicting stories on both sides of the issue to this day.
Fun Fact 2: The hands which pull the flesh off the investigator's face in the bathroom mirror are Steven Speilberg's.
Fun Fact 3: There is legend of a curse following this trilogy of films because of the tragedies that befell its supporting cast. Dominique Dunne was killed by her boyfriend the year this was released. Julian Beck and Will Sampson of Poltergeist II died in 1985 and 1987. Heather O'Rourke died on the set of Poltergeist III in 1988. Dunne and O'Rourke are buried in the same cemetery. Dunne's killer was convicted of manslaughter and served less than four years in prison, just in case you wanted to add some anger to the sadness.

4:00 CHUCK NORRIS KARATE KOMMANDOS
#104 "Menace from Space" - Original Airdate -- 9/18/1986
The Plot Chuck Norris and his comrades head off to a space shuttle launch site in order to warn a general about The Claw’s plans, though he is too late and The Claw manages to get away with the shuttle. To make matters worse, the space shuttle was carrying a fusion cannon that has the power to do unspeakable damage to any city in the world, so Chuck Norris decides to use an old space shuttle in order to go into space and stop Super Ninja before any damage is dealt.
Fun Fact: Chuck Norris would give moral lessons witch each episode of this series. In this episode, he stresses having the strength to do something even if its something you don't want to do. He tells kids to do their homework instead of watching TV all day.

5:00 THE A-TEAM
#104 "Pros and Cons" - Original Airdate -- 2/18/1983
The Director Ron Satloff
The Stars George Preppard, Dirk Benedict, Dwight Schultz, Mr. T, Melinda Culea, William Lucking, Paul Koslo, Clifton James, William Smith
The Plot B.A.'s friend is held in a prison where the director arranges fight-to-the-death-boxing matches whose winner gets released, only to be hunted down and killed. So the A-Team lets themself be arrested. Inside B.A. soon has to prepare to fight.
Fun Fact: Face pretends to be the author of a novel Dr. Dwight Pepper. The photo on the back of the book - supposedly the proper Dr. Dwight Pepper - is actually a photo of Stephen J. Cannell, the producer of the series.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

CAPPER SITE UPDATES - 10-15-2008

Okay, so I need to update this more often. Hey, kill me. Anyway, here is the latest from our fellow cappers.

First up, be sure to check out the just announced CapFest 2009. Next year - Vegas, baby! Just think of all the sex and alcohol-based humor that could spew forth well into 2010.

Also, you may be interested to know that UnReality never sleeps. I actually meant to print this up in the last update, but left it out for some strange reason. Sorry about that. What is it? It's the new issue of his zine, Kaleidotrope. So, go on and order yourself a copy. Not only will you be able to read a great zine, but you may contribute to paying Un's power bill so he can keep capping. Issue #5 is out now, and its only $4 U.S., which is less than half of what I spent on that issue of Mojo with that god-awful CD of White Album covers.

Oh, he also has his Capper Blog going full swing, in case you need a daily dose of Un. Also, go to Occasional Fish to find out what is going on every single minute of Un's life. Hey, it's more entertaining than mine.

As always, there is a new and frankly surreal pic up at Amon's Will Cap for Food.

InsideOutMan has been very busy with his new blog, Levitude. He has new blogs up every few days and they're great.

Nyssa23 has an ongoing thing at Live Journal. You can keep up with everything going on with her at Nyssa23's Garden of Earthly Delights. Hey Nyssa, we're all pulling for you with the job thing and at least one other blogmeister, the one who is writing this right now, is in the same boat on the opposite coast.

Reynard added some of his Danger Mouse sketches over at Reyfox.net. Of course, Danger Mouse never looked that badass when I was watching...

As always, I can count on Generik for having the courage to stand up and offer some awesome commentary on everything that's going on in the crazy political arena at The Generik Brand.

Again, if I haven't added your link yet, I either am lazy or I need a capper handle to associate with the website. So, e-mail me again. And if you haven't submitted your link, why not?




DON'T MAKE THIS WOMAN SHOOT YOU FROM A HELICOPTER!
CAPPERS, SEND ME YOUR LINKS!!!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

SPOTLIGHT CAPS KEEP THINGS INTERESTING

Shablorp, cappers. Many of you who have visited the site within the last week have noticed that Jazz has added an interesting feature to HCC. They're Spotlight Caps. What they do is give your gallery page an extra pop. Next to your name and graphic, a spotlight cap will be featured. This is a cap of your choosing, perhaps one you didn't think got enough attention. It sort of throws it back onto the frontline. Another reason for them is it gives people just familiarizing themselves a taste of what your humor is like.

Here's what you do. At the top of the gallery page is a link to go to your Ultimate Archive. From there on, just follow the instructions. You can choose a cap from your entire history at HCC and sometimes, stuff from way back in the Caption This! days. Me, I had trouble deciding and given my personality, it will probably change. Oh yeah, that's the other good thing - if you sour towards the cap you've chosen or if you find one you like more, you can always replace them any time you want.

If you want to see what people have already put down as their spotlight cap, there's a gallery page for them too.

Also, you may notice it being Halloween, people are using new scary fonts. Also, Jazz has put up the schedules through All Hallow's Eve and that means, it's time to dress for the masquerade ball and let people guess who you are. You have until November 1st before those particular festivities.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

THIS WEEKEND ON HCC! 10/03/08-10/04/08

Anno Kolchakis, the Year of Our Hat. It's that time again, cappers and cappettes, time to see what's going on this weekend.


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2008

10:00 THE X-FILES
#720 "Fight Club" - Original Airdate -- 5/7/2000
The Director Paul Shapiro (Heads)
The Stars David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Kathy Griffin, Jack McGee
The Plot Two strikingly similar women (Guest star Kathy Griffin), who do not know one another, cause people to erupt into violence upon each other, whenever these two women come in contact. Mulder and Scully set out to solve the mystery of this unexplained violence involving the two women.

11:00 JESUS CAMP (2006)
The Directors Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady (The Boys of Baraka)
The Plot Jesus Camp follows Levi, Rachael, and Tory to Pastor Becky Fischer's "Kids on Fire" summer camp in devil's Lake, North Dakota, where kids as young as 6 years-old are taught to become dedicated Christian soldiers in "God's army." The film follows these children at camp as they hone their "prophetic gifts" and are schooled in how to "take back America for Christ."
You Didn't Ask But... Over the past ten years or so, I've developed into a full blown horror junkie. So, naturally everyone asks my opinions on the truly terrifying films out there. Around the time this was released, people would ask me "What's the scariest thing you've seen all year?" Without hesitation, I would always respond, "Jesus Camp."


12:30 THE TWILIGHT ZONE
#304 - "The Passerby" -- Original Airdate 10/6/1961
The Director Elliot Silverstein (Cat Ballou, A Man Called Horse, The Car)
The Stars James Gregory, Joanne Linville, Rex Holman, David Garcia, Warren J. Kemmerling, Austin Green
The Plot Near the end of the Civil War, a Confederate sergeant stops at the remains of the home of Lavinia Godwin who has been watching hundreds of wounded soldiers parade by.









1:00 MISC. TRAILERS BLOCK 2









2:00 SUPERVIXENS (1975)
The Director Russ Meyer (Vixen!, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
The Stars Shari Eubank (Chesty Anderson USN), Charles Napier (Philadelphia, Rambo: First Blood Part II, The Critic), Uschi Digard, Charles Pitts, Henry Rowland (Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls), Christy Hartburg, Colleen Brennan (The Dirty Mind of Young Sally, Playing with Fire, The Animal In Me), John Lazar (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans), Deborah Maguire, Haji (Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, The Double-D Avenger), Garth Pillsbury (Vixen!)
The Plot Clint Ramsey has to leave his job working at Martin Bormann's gas station and flee after his wife is murdered by psycho cop Harry Sledge, who tries to pin the murder on Clint. Crossing America, Clint gets sexually harassed on all sides by various voluptuous nymphomaniacs, and it all ends in a literally explosive climax.
Fun Fact 1: The first draft of the script was written during an eight day writing session at the Mauna Kea Hotel in Hawaii by Russ Meyer. It was the first feature script he wrote himself.
Fun Fact 2: The actual budget of the film was just under $100,000.
Fun Fact 3: As you can probably tell from some of her other credits, Colleen Brennan was a popular adult star of the 1970s and 1980s. With unusual longevity in the industry, she was featured in more than 100 adult films throughout a 17 year career. She was often credited as Sharon Kelly, as she is here.




3:30 THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
#305 "Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe" - Original Airdate -- 10/12/1992
The Director Shelley Jensen
The Stars Will Smith, James Avery, Janet Hubert, Alfonso Ribero, Karyn Parsons, Tatyana Ali, Joseph Marcell, Roxanne Bedford, Lark Voorhies (Saved By the Bell)
The Plot The love of Carlton's life (Voorhies) surprises him with a bundle of joy---a son.




4:00 FAMILY GUY
#201 "Peter Peter Caviar Eater" - Original Airdate -- 9/23/1999
The Director Jeff Myers
The Plot Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.
Fun Fact: Peter's "Now I feel kind of bad for doing that thing with her toothbrush", is a reference to an urban legend about an abused toothbrush. Later, he tells the Mexican pet legend and the stolen kidney legend.


3:00 COLUMBO
#101 "Murder By the Book" - Original Airdate -- 9/15/1971
The Director Steven Speilberg
The Stars Peter Falk, Jack Cassidy, Rosemary Forsyth, Martin Milner, Barbara Colby
The Plot Ken Franklin and James Ferris have become rich as the writing duo of the popular Mrs. Melville mystery novels. In reality, James Ferris writes the novels, while Ken Franklin handles all the publicity. When Jim wants to try serious writing on his own, Ken comes up with what he believes is a foolproof scheme to kill his partner and collect on the insurance policy they have on each other. What Ken Franklin doesn't count on is a rumpled police lieutenant who won't be led astray...and a witness.
Fun Fact: Filmed after Columbo: Death Lends a Hand, but aired first. "Murder by the Book" was the first televised episode of both the "Columbo" series and the NBC Mystery Movie of which it was one of three rotating shows. The other two shows being rotated as part of the NBC Mystery Movie were McCloud and McMillan & Wife.
Fun Fact 2: The first feature directing assignment for Steven Speilberg. He had directed student films and episodes for television shows. Even in the original TV movie, Night Gallery, he only directed one of the installments.


5:30 FRIENDS
#115 "The One with the Stoned Guy" - Original Airdate -- 2/16/1995
The Director Alan Myerson
The Stars Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer, Melora Hardin, Jon Lovitz
The Plot Phoebe's friend Steve is looking for a new chef for his restaurant. Phoebe takes Steve over to Monica's place so she can impress him with her culinary skills. But there is a problem: Steve is behaving in a peculiar manner.





SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2008

10:00 STAR TREK: GENERATIONS (1994)
The Director David Carson (Unstoppable)
The Stars Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Whoopi Goldberg, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Alan Ruck, Jeanette Goldstein
The Plot Stardate: the 23rd Century: Retired Starfleet officers James T. Kirk (William Shatner), Montgomery Scott (James Doohan) and Pavel Chekov (Walter Koenig) are guests of honor aboard the newly christened Enterprise-B. A test run takes an unexpected turn, however, when the starship encounters two vessels trapped inside the Nexus, a mysterious energy ribbon. During a perilous rescue attempt, Kirk is swept out into space. Seven decades later, Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the crew of Enterprise-D rescue an El Aurain physicist named Soran (Malcolm McDowell). Unbeknownst to Picard, Soran harbors a deadly plan that includes the destruction of the Enterprise and millions of lives. Now Picard's only hope for a future rests within the Nexus....and a legendary captain from the past.
Fun Fact 1: William Shatner has stated that his line "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise?" was the hardest line he ever had to deliver.
Fun Fact 2: The horse that William Shatner rides is his, as are the home and farm where the sequence takes place.
Fun Fact 3: Patrick Stewart was aided in his portrayal of Picard's grief by the script for Jeffrey, which he was reading on the set. It touched him so deeply he cried reading it.
Fun Fact 4: The model of the Enterprise-B is simply the Excelsior with a few new front details. These hull additions were made so that the "damage" caused by the Nexus ribbon would not require cutting into the actual model. This miniature was seen first in Star Trek III: the Search for Spock and was used in several episodes of Star Trek: the Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Fun Fact 5: Malcolm McDowell was so taken with the line "Time is the fire in which we burn" he had it engraved on the pocket watch he uses in the film.
Fun Fact 6: Original versions of the script called for Kirk to take command of the battle bridge of the Enterprise and lead it into combat against the Klingons, thus dying onboard the Enterprise.
Fun Fact 7: DeForest Kelly was set to appear in this movie as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, but due to his declining health, he could not get on-set insurance (a union requirement for anyone on a film set). His lines were then given to Walter Koenig as Chekov.
Fun Fact 8: Despite the events of Star Trek: Generations, William Shatner wrote a series of well-recieved Star Trek novels that pick up directly where the film left off and feature James T. Kirk as a main character. Shatner said his initial pitch for the book Star Trek: the Return was that it should be the next film after Generations, but producer Rick Berman declined.
Fun Fact 9: This movie contains a lot of Fun Facts.

11:30 BORIS KARLOFF'S THRILLER
#115 "The Cheaters - Original Airdate -- 12/27/1960
The Director John Brahm (The Lodger, Hangover Square, The Undying Monster, Tonight We Raid Calais)
The Stars Boris Karloff, Alan Carney, Ralph Clanton, Henry Daniell, Mildred Dunnock, Barbara Eiler, Mollie Glessing
The Plot A man invents a pair of glasses that can see the truth in others and oneself. They lead to a series of suicides, murders, and tragedies for the wearers.
Fun Fact: Based on a story by Robert Bloch

12:00 THUNDERBIRDS
#102 "Pit of Peril" - Original Airdate -- 10/7/1965
The Director Desmond Saunders
The Plot The Army's new Sidewinder falls down a burning pit. Can International Rescue haul the machine out of the pit before it breaks up?
Fun Fact: Near the end of "Pit of Peril", when the Mole returns to the surface with Scott and Virgil aboard, dust and sand can be seen pouring up from the ground on to the Mole's tracks - footage of the Mole tunnelling into the ground has simply been reversed.




12:30 WATCH MR. WIZARD
#5712 "Musical Instruments"
The Plot Mr. Wizard performs interesting scientific experiments for a young audience using materials found around the home.
Fun Fact: This show ran for 21 years, from 1951 to 1972. It was revived in the 1980s on the then-new Nickelodeon channel as Mr. Wizard's World.



1:00 Infomercial: DENT OUT

1:10 Infomercial: PIXOS

1:20 Infomercial: DEBBIE MEYER GREEN BAGS

1:30 Infomercial: DONALD TRUMP'S WAYS TO SUCCESS




2:00 Commercial: MALL MADNESS

2:10 Commercial: BUBBLE YUM FLAVOR FIEND

2:20 Commercial: CAP'N CRUNCH







2:30 SHORT CIRCUIT 2
The Director Kenneth Johnson
The Stars Fisher Stevens (My Science Project, Reversal of Fortune, Hackers), Michael KcKean, Cynthia Gibb (Youngblood, Jack's Back, Christie's Revenge), Jack Weston (1968's The Thomas Crown Affair, Cactus Flower, Wait Until Dark), Tim Blaney, Dee McCafferty, David Hemblen, Don Lake
The Plot Number Five, aka Johnny Five, that incredible, lovable robot form the smash hit Short Circuit, is back and taking the big city by storm in this action-packed comedy adventure. Upbeat Johnny's out for some "urban input," but some street hoods, a greedy banker and a gang of crooks see his naiveté as their high-tech ticket to easy street. Will Johnny survive the big bad city and its big, bad city slickers? Keep your wires crossed when you switch on this high voltage film.
Fun Fact 1: Kenneth Johnson is better known as the man behind V and Alien Nation: the Television Series.
Fun Fact 2: The character of Stephanie Speck from the first movie, played by Ally Sheedy, has a short audio role but on a cassette tape, and she makes a quick reference to Newton Crosby. Another heavy reference is made about Ben Jahrvi and Newton's working relationship and background during Fred Ritter's attempted sale of Johnny 5 to a corporation.
Fun Fact 3: Jack Weston's final film.
Fun Fact 4: Fisher Stevens has stayed very active over the years, appearing usually in supporting roles in both big productions and independent films. He has also stepped behind the camera. A film he directed, Just a Kiss, won a number of awards at film festivals.

4:00 SUPERBOOK BIBLE STORIES
#109 "Those Amazing Trumpets" - Original Airdate -- 1982
The Plot This episode takes the kids on an adventure where they witness the story of Joseph and the Fall of Jericho.
Fun Fact: Superbook was the brainchild of Pat Robertson. He contacted animators in Japan to produce a show that he would show in the U.S. on his Christian Broadcasting Network. All of this and more can be learned in Cracked.com's list of 7 Classic TV Kids Shows Clearly Conceived on (Bad) Acid. Superbook is #4. You may see other HCC items on there too, meaning Jazz's site is working wonders for bringing back only the most traumatic memories of childhood.

4:30 THE CARE BEARS
#101 "Birthday" - Original Airdate -- 9/14/1985
The Director James Simon
The Plot The first Care Bears episode, in which the title characters help a boy who feels left out on his birthday after a new baby has arrived in his family.
Fun Fact: The first ever Care Bears television episode, it was produced by DiC Entertainment and premiered in syndication half a year after The Care Bears Movie came out. The following September, Nelvana took over production of the series as a follow-up to Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation. What soon followed became part of the most-remembered and recognised era of the animated franchise.

5:00 THE RUBY EYE OF THE MONKEY GOD (1969)
The Director Fred Calvert
The Plot Uh yeah, the plot. It's uh... well, it's about this ruby and... and a monkey, and... Oh who am I kidding? I have no idea what this is. You know Jazzsoda and Hippie know damn well what this is and it's probably something that is horrible in the most wonderful ways imaginaable. I think its on YouTube, but my connection is too slow to get those things to run right. Anyone else have any ideas as to what this is? Anyone? Kind of scared. Can I get a hug? Please note that the Evil Monkey Who Lives In Your Closet does not appear in this film. Or maybe he does, who knows?

5:15 YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION
#602 "Identity Crisis"
The Director Brenda Mason
The Stars Justin Cammy, Alasdair Gillis, Abby Hagyard, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Lisa Ruddy, Marjorie Silcoff
You Didn't Ask But... I wanted to find out whatever happened to Alasdair. Mainly, I wanted to know how life was post-television for anyuone named Alasdair. Somehow, he appears as himself in the documentary Joe Strummer: the Future Is Unwritten. Alasdair and the mighty Joe Strummer? Did The Clash appear on You Can't Do That On Television at one point or did Alasdair defy expectations and become really cool? Anyone see this doc yet that could maybe inform me? Me, I'm Netflix-ing this mother.